How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.