What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.