What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.