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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.