How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.