How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.