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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...