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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.