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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.