What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes