What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.