What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.