What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.