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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.