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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.