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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.