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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.