What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!