What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.