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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath