What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver