What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.