Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.