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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)