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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.