Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.