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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)