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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!