What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!