What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss