What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.