What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.