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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.