What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!