What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.