What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!