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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!