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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!