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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!