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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!