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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.