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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.