What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.