What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".