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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school