What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in