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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP