What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in