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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.