What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.