What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.