What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.