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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.