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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!