What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.