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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.