What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!