What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.