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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.