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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice