Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!