Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh