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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y