Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.