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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...