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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.