What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.