What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

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What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.