Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Adrian Peterson Jokes More Adrian Peterson Jokes

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.