Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor