Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.