Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Small Soft Drink Jokes More Small Soft Drink Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.