Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious.

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How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda