Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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The visitors.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

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So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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Prom

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If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.