What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.