What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.