What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.