What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn