What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.