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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.