What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!