What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice