What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Tear gas.