What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!