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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.