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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Tear Gas Jokes More Tear Gas Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.