What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion