What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out