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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.