Because Jack was bean stalked
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Jack and the beans talk
How have you been?
Because he always spills the beans.
How you bean doing.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
The beans are always under-ground.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Beans on post!
Cork and beans!
They made Tootin' Common.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
Teargas
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Tear gas.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Because he was bean stalked.....
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Bean working very hard today!
Because he never spills the beans
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Baked beings (beans).
A pintomime.
Jacks on Jacks off
Can I give you a lift
To find inner peas!
He was disturbing the peas.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
She was taking god's name in vein.
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
I've never had a lentil on my chest.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
He is risen.
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
They got together and talked over old times.
