Because Jack was bean stalked
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Jack and the beans talk
How have you been?
Because he always spills the beans.
How you bean doing.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
The beans are always under-ground.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Beans on post!
Cork and beans!
They made Tootin' Common.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
Teargas
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Tear gas.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Because he was bean stalked.....
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Bean working very hard today!
Because he never spills the beans
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Baked beings (beans).
A pintomime.
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
He was stoned
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face.
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
The one on the motorbike.
Because one more would be too farty
Because 1 more would have been 240...
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
A Pedo File.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
The Talking Heads
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
