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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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A new bar

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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.