How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Remove only the top 1% please.

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It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.