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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.