How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".