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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

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What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".