How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.