How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.