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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!