How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.