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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.