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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".