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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.