Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.