How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.