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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.