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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.