Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.