Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.