Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.