What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi