What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!