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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater