What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians