Swiss Jokes

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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What dairy product is the most revered?

Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it