Christians Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

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Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernels

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...