Christians Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

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Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Christian Terrorist Jokes More Christian Terrorist Jokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale