What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.