What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.