What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.