What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry?

They're afraid of sin

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.