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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye