What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper