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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

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What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner