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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.