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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.