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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse