Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours