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How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!