How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!