What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house