What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!