What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!