Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!