The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Eclipse it.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
The sun!
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
A Night at the Opera.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Americas already got two running for president.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Just one with depression.