Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!