Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!