Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!