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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.