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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.