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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.