What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.