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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.