What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.