What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!