What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..