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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.