What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.