What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*