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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.