How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!