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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...