How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.