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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!