How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire