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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

Http://www.wikifeet.com/

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.