How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

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