Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!