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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.