Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.