Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.