Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.