Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.