Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant