Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.