Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.