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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Mobius Jokes More Mobius Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.