Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.