Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...