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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any