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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond