Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...