Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
To put the bones on the other side.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
To get away from the PETA convention.
The Netcracker suite.
Vacation.
At the bank.
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
Even art majors deserve recognition
