A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
ME crying:
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
One good turn deserves another.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
A coat hanger
Evolution.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Because it has a little Seoul in it.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Open Toad sandals...
Thank you very much, sir.
They'll B flat
Benot B. Mandelbrot
Lemonworth
A small medium at large
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
