A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
ME crying:
Because he deserved it, that's what for!
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Even art majors deserve recognition
One good turn deserves another.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Would you like fries with that
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Teaching the chicken to cook
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
You push it
A refund.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Because he can see the D
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Poached
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
