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Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.