Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

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Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.