April Sale - 20% Off

Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

You might also enjoy:

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!