A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)
It is the language of Wales.
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
An elephant with hiccups!
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A hoarse fly.
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
