New Zealand Jokes

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Race Horse Jokes More Race Horse Jokes

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

Crystal Ball Jokes More Crystal Ball Jokes

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!