Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.