Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball