Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.