How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.