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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.