How does a butcher introduce his wife t...

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie