Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi