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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.