Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.