Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.