Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!