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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down