Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.