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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D