There were no jokes in the Post.
The punchline is too long.
It's all about the execution
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Grab a cup of joe.
Traitor Joe's.
Washington.