Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.